Sexpo

Sexpo is in town!  And today I headed down to the exhibition centre to see what it was all about.   Firstly you have to notice the kind of people heading a sex expo.   Fantastic suburban trash!   It was great!   Lots of husbands and wives, girls dressed as hookers (maybe they always dress that way)  and teenage boys….  thousands of them!!!  
Firstly we spotted a large man on a couch on a stage with a young porn actress straddling his lap for photos, and then there were the sex stores selling dildos, videos, underwear and showbags.   It was actually more fun watching how the suburban visitors reacted to the different scenes.   For 10 bucks you could climb up on a bed with a topless blond bimbo and have your photo taken with her.  For 2 bucks you could walk through a peep show.   But my favourite Sexpo stall had to be the guy painting people’s portraits with his penis!  Nice!  I came away with a couple of pairs of Colt undies and an R Rated video thrown in for free.  Sexpo closes at the end of Sunday (tomorrow) at the Melbourne Exhibition Centre…  entry is $20 which includes an all inclusive freakshow.