So Big Brother was launched tonight.  With new hosts Jackie O and Kyle Sandilands. I feel pretty sad that Gretel is not at the helm of this years household.  It seems that they have filled the house with a mix of beautiful people and freaks. The looks on the housemates faces was priceless as 1 metre tall Rima entered the house.
But the leader of the freaks has to be Kyle. Â I thought that shorty Rima was going to scare me…Â but nothing scared me more than Kyle’s sense of humour and blinky eye…Â I was actually hoping he was about to experience a stroke right there on national television. Â Sadly the show was no played live. Â They could have wrapped the show right there and then! Â We would all watch the repeat of Kyle losing all body functions on stage for the next 3 months.
And strangely I already have a thing for the guy who escaped the cult.  And my fave so far has to be the grandmother. I decided this when her opening line to a blond bimbo coming into the house was “could you find a skirt any shorter?”